Bark like a dog
My Ideal Person:A woman that wants to be bent over
Looking for fun without any drama!
My Ideal Person:COUPLES: I very much enjoy 3somes where ALL are involved. You don't have to be bi tho I do think it's more fun if you are. I love sharing your man with you without any jealousy or drama (he's YOUR man, I just want to help you use and abuse him for a few hours). I'd love to join you for a drink or dinner and possibly more. I expect that we will exchange phone #'s so the ladies can chat before meeting.If you are the elusive bi female looking for a couple, I can arrange that too.ok here goes....SINGLE GUYS, here are the do's and dont'sDO:1. BE SINGLE - I won't help you cheat on your wife2. Send a pic with your first email if there isn't one on your profile...physical attraction is part of it, sorry. 3. Expect me to verify your status...ie, I will call your HOME at MY convenience, probably late at night during family time so if you have family (aka....WIFE) you might want to leave me alone. If all you have is a cell # then don't contact me until you have a home #! (ok, I've caught a little grief over this one so I MIGHT give you a pass on it)4. Be over 40 (and I don't mind if you look it). I'm not into young guys that have an older woman fantasy.5. Be reasonably fit. I don't expect perfection cause I'm certainly not but I do have a certain type I'm attracted to.6. Be a few inches taller than I am. I love wearing sexy clothes and heels DON'T:1. Send me a crude email or I'll block you in a heartbeat...I have plenty of options as all women playing alone do so please show some personality. Great tits shows NO personality guys!2. Say the word f*ck in your email or describe what you are going to do to me and you were soooo blocked yesterday. If you'd like to whisper it in my ear while we're rolling in the sheets I'm good with that ADDED NOTE: once I know you feel free to email me those dirty little notes or text messages cause I really love em once I know the man behind them.3. Be a smoker. Sorry I'm not interested in kissing an ashtray...and I LOVE to kiss. Drugs...never have, never will and if you do LEAVE ME ALONE.I DO NOT cam...for anyone...ok, well maybe for some but I'll let you know if it's you. There are pics on my profile and they ARE me. Please don't ask me to turn on my cam to verify then ask me to take my shirt off...can you say BLOCK????ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH ME AND I WILL WITH YOU!This is a chosen lifestyle...liars be gone! If you can't be seen with me in public you'll never see me in the bedroom. I have alot of fantasies and many of them require spending time outside the bedroom...after all, the brain IS the biggest sex organ (even tho you might think it's in your pants). If you can't stimulate my mind you won't even get the opportunity to stimulate anything else. I'm not at all interested in one night stands, sex is better the second time. If you are visiting from out of town and just want a quickie then keep looking, I'm not for you.I've caught alot of grief over my previous profile so I tried to pare it down. If it's still too long, soooo sorry (NOT) If you can't read (and understand) a few simple paragraphs then we won't have much in common and you should probably go to the next profile. I'm here to have some fun, not be judged or ridiculed by anyone. If I'm not your cup-o-tea, thats cool...move on. If you think you can handle me...game on baby!I DO NOT ACCEPT NETWORK INVITES UNLESS WE HAVE MET!. I can meet in a bar close to Trenton,NJ,08601.
sexy asian college girl into breath play
My Ideal Person:I need an adventurer, risk taker- someone who can push me way past all reasonable limits.
I want to have some fun
My Ideal Person:Ideal woman is someone that is bi-curious and is willing to explore with me and have fun. I think sex should be fun and I am willing to try.
Back to Dallas
My Ideal Person:What I'm really looking for is an intelligent witty rich nymphomaniac supermodel who wants to travel the world with me and share me with all her sexy friends. One of the conditions for them letting me out of the mental institution, however, was that I need to give that up. ...but dammit, a guy shouldn't be asked to give up his DREAMS!!!!...seriously though, I'm looking for a fun, open minded, hopefully slightly left of center gal who likes to have fun without taking life too seriously. I'm not looking to change my life (oh gods ...I can't even TYPE that with a straight face ...how do people do their whole profiles that way?!?!). Attractive is definitely in the eye of the beholder, and although I need that sense of attraction, I don't think I'm exceptionally superficial.This is me, take it or leave it! I'd love to hear from all!. Are you ready to meet in Trenton,NJ,08601 right now?
Hi from Bhutan
well i recently have had fantasies of being on camera or film for all to see.............seems VERY EXCITING!!! anyone wanna play????....im here to find the right woman to fullfill fantasies and explore. i am more than willing to fullfill fantasies of your own.try me.or if you just want to chat or anything im the one you are looking for........
Thank You, I grew them myself!!
My Ideal Person:I'm looking for someone that wants to take the time to know me. A guy that I can be myself around. After that I'm looking for someone who wears a uniform (thats hot). There is nothing hotter than a tall man in a uniform. I love short hair. I'm not into hairy chest or backs. No Chewbaccas. Well groomed trimmed or shaved is what I'm interested in. Teeth are a must and so is fresh breath. Trust me on this. No one wants to be with someone that you can still smell their breath after they've left the building. I'm looking for a great sense of humor. Gotta love those stupid humor movies. I'm basically just looking for a nice fun guy who wears a uniform and is tall, has his teeth, fresh breath, not hairy and loves to laugh. Not too much huh?? Why does Howie Long keep coming into my mind here?? Damn hes hot!! Where do I draw the line on age?? I'm told I'm to uptight about the whole age thing. I'm working on that. I'm gonna go with if I'm old enough to be your mom or you're old enough to be my dad thats not gonna happen. I think I've about said it all. Do I sound picky?? Damn right I am. After being married for 22 years I've earned that right. Do I think I'm better than anyone else? Absolutely not. I just know what I'm looking for and not what I'm going to settle with. Which means NO ASSHOLES!!
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that dangerous unpredictable creature, highly volatile, prone to violent outburst, jeolousy, insult, insecurity, and finally vindictive psychotic revenge is often high on the lists of favourite activities (boy's that's not the list they share with you which contains their usual sugary wants and desires), you see I am a woman, I know what they are like, and I try so hard not to be one of those bitches, but some times you just got to let hell fly huh!
Anyway, your all going to be curious as to why I don't actively pursue women like all you blokes out there, well that's because I don't have to, no not because I already have one, truth is I don't at the moment, but believe it or not I do not consider that a great loss, remember I am married, I am bi I enjoy both, that doesn't mean I am stupid enough to go sticking my boof head into a Lions Den, roflmao I leave that to Hubby, I don't date women, like I said I am not stupid, nor am I suicidal! I have in the past had female friends, and it aint all pretty, I have learnt the hard way after a couple of brazen young gals decided to set their sights on my marriage, boney put the end to any play with them, and so they decided to tell the wives/GF's of half the guys who looked for play online that they knew, that I was screwing their other halves behind their back which couldn't have been further from the truth, particularly since the guys who she were referring too were all on my block list. I then decided that the smooth sweet skin of a lady, the rich heady scent, the oh so moist soft pink bits, are not a must have but a great treat should it come along, and like chocolate it is something to be enjoyed in moderation.
so I leave the den to hubby, and occasionally join him and his playmates, or even borrow one on occasion
Married but looking for affairs with married men
MEN,,,ARE LIKE ROSES,,, WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS,,,,
My Ideal Person:Ok here the juicy stuff lol . What i am looking for well someone clean D&D free because i am also .I would like a regular since i am not into ONE NIGHTERS OR 2 .Single is a plus less hassels but for the right man maybe i can bend lol .Looks are only skin deep but if u go deeper u might just find something more there.Like a great sense of humor and great personality .Even if were only (FUCK FRIENDS)HONESTY AND TRUST they do go well hand in hand as i will be that also.OK i think all u MEN get the message go and fill me mail box lmao .Thanks again u guys for reading this .If u had me alone,,Locked up in ur room for twenty-four hours&we could do whatever you wanted.What would u do with me,,,Tell me in a message,,,,,cuz it's a secret.. let's see wat comes out of this,,,,lol