Shy Slave to Your Service
Hi! I'm an educated and compassionate professional, easy going, nonjudgmental girl who's looking for new things to try out. I'm the type who's generally considered the go-to girl when there's a problem. I am also the one who keeps all my friends secrets, so discression assured. On my time off I like to chill out, preparing for the workdays ahead.
Am Who i am
Well i am an enthusiasic, Spontainious, Energenic, Loving,caring ,breathing man , that enjoys just about everything in life. Looking for a woman that can show the affection and not be embarrased, Love tats and piercings , Would love to meet some women in my area adn c were it goes. also very Erotic women welcome. Hope to see some spark sometime.Contact me .I am Not a member so to contact me u can reach me at the big smiley face under Somethingsmoothforu. Contact me for a good time . I am open minded enough to say if i find a woman that is all that ill look for a long term , if not its cool i can do jsut about anything.. I can meet in a bar close to Bloomington,MN,55420.
Free again after 17 years, hubby calling it quits.
My Ideal Person:I do like some forplay. A soft kiss and/or touch to my neck and chest gets me very hot. I also like a guy that's not affaid to hold my hand, put his arm around me or give me a little kiss when we are out in public. I have been with 2 men once, but would like to try DP with 2 men if given the chance again. Sorry guys I'm not into married men.
In seach of a relaxed relationship.
My Ideal Person:Upbeat. Great sense of humor. Fun. Physical. Discrete. You must love soft sweet kisses and very noisy afternoons. Also very noisy next mornings. I want easy. You must need to touch and to be touched. Reasonably uninhibited.
LOVE OLDER MEN
My Ideal Person:Oh this is always the fun part..lol really what im looking for is a good friend first...... and if we have amazing sex too.. bonus points . Are you ready to meet in Bloomington,MN,55420 right now?
bi and looking for nsa fun in the uk
My Ideal Person:A guy who is thoughtful, kind and caring and if u have a cam thats a bonus. Im married so i would be discrete and expect the same from you. Email me and we can take things from there and see how it goes.
Looking for fun without any drama!
My Ideal Person:COUPLES: I very much enjoy 3somes where ALL are involved. You don't have to be bi tho I do think it's more fun if you are. I love sharing your man with you without any jealousy or drama (he's YOUR man, I just want to help you use and abuse him for a few hours). I'd love to join you for a drink or dinner and possibly more. I expect that we will exchange phone #'s so the ladies can chat before meeting.If you are the elusive bi female looking for a couple, I can arrange that too.ok here goes....SINGLE GUYS, here are the do's and dont'sDO:1. BE SINGLE - I won't help you cheat on your wife2. Send a pic with your first email if there isn't one on your profile...physical attraction is part of it, sorry. 3. Expect me to verify your status...ie, I will call your HOME at MY convenience, probably late at night during family time so if you have family (aka....WIFE) you might want to leave me alone. If all you have is a cell # then don't contact me until you have a home #! (ok, I've caught a little grief over this one so I MIGHT give you a pass on it)4. Be over 40 (and I don't mind if you look it). I'm not into young guys that have an older woman fantasy.5. Be reasonably fit. I don't expect perfection cause I'm certainly not but I do have a certain type I'm attracted to.6. Be a few inches taller than I am. I love wearing sexy clothes and heels DON'T:1. Send me a crude email or I'll block you in a heartbeat...I have plenty of options as all women playing alone do so please show some personality. Great tits shows NO personality guys!2. Say the word f*ck in your email or describe what you are going to do to me and you were soooo blocked yesterday. If you'd like to whisper it in my ear while we're rolling in the sheets I'm good with that ADDED NOTE: once I know you feel free to email me those dirty little notes or text messages cause I really love em once I know the man behind them.3. Be a smoker. Sorry I'm not interested in kissing an ashtray...and I LOVE to kiss. Drugs...never have, never will and if you do LEAVE ME ALONE.I DO NOT cam...for anyone...ok, well maybe for some but I'll let you know if it's you. There are pics on my profile and they ARE me. Please don't ask me to turn on my cam to verify then ask me to take my shirt off...can you say BLOCK????ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH ME AND I WILL WITH YOU!This is a chosen lifestyle...liars be gone! If you can't be seen with me in public you'll never see me in the bedroom. I have alot of fantasies and many of them require spending time outside the bedroom...after all, the brain IS the biggest sex organ (even tho you might think it's in your pants). If you can't stimulate my mind you won't even get the opportunity to stimulate anything else. I'm not at all interested in one night stands, sex is better the second time. If you are visiting from out of town and just want a quickie then keep looking, I'm not for you.I've caught alot of grief over my previous profile so I tried to pare it down. If it's still too long, soooo sorry (NOT) If you can't read (and understand) a few simple paragraphs then we won't have much in common and you should probably go to the next profile. I'm here to have some fun, not be judged or ridiculed by anyone. If I'm not your cup-o-tea, thats cool...move on. If you think you can handle me...game on baby!I DO NOT ACCEPT NETWORK INVITES UNLESS WE HAVE MET!
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that dangerous unpredictable creature, highly volatile, prone to violent outburst, jeolousy, insult, insecurity, and finally vindictive psychotic revenge is often high on the lists of favourite activities (boy's that's not the list they share with you which contains their usual sugary wants and desires), you see I am a woman, I know what they are like, and I try so hard not to be one of those bitches, but some times you just got to let hell fly huh!
Anyway, your all going to be curious as to why I don't actively pursue women like all you blokes out there, well that's because I don't have to, no not because I already have one, truth is I don't at the moment, but believe it or not I do not consider that a great loss, remember I am married, I am bi I enjoy both, that doesn't mean I am stupid enough to go sticking my boof head into a Lions Den, roflmao I leave that to Hubby, I don't date women, like I said I am not stupid, nor am I suicidal! I have in the past had female friends, and it aint all pretty, I have learnt the hard way after a couple of brazen young gals decided to set their sights on my marriage, boney put the end to any play with them, and so they decided to tell the wives/GF's of half the guys who looked for play online that they knew, that I was screwing their other halves behind their back which couldn't have been further from the truth, particularly since the guys who she were referring too were all on my block list. I then decided that the smooth sweet skin of a lady, the rich heady scent, the oh so moist soft pink bits, are not a must have but a great treat should it come along, and like chocolate it is something to be enjoyed in moderation.
so I leave the den to hubby, and occasionally join him and his playmates, or even borrow one on occasion
Married but looking for affairs with married men
Don't be shy.......come and talk to me
My Ideal Person:I've found a man that I am really REALLY happy with We are both on this site and have a couples profile...Twiztdslppryfuk....look us up We are looking for another male to join us from time to time. My bf thinks it would be HOT to watch me with another man...and watch me take both.I am looking for a bi female to be friends with and play with if all goes well.