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To the positive stuff! I'm really pale [allergic to the sun, no joke], short and have a semi decent bod.. Tho my boobs are too big. lol I bellydance [mostly latin] as much as possible, and it's really fun. Dancing in general is basically my favorite thing to do. I'm a student, soon to be working from home as a medical transcriptionist. Pretty excited for it. Anything you wanna know, just ask.. I'm pretty open.
BBW up for some fun.
My Ideal Person:I AM NOT INTERESTED IN TOYBOYS,IF YOU ARE UNDER 38 YEARS OF AGE DO NOT CONTACT ME AS YOU MAY RECIEVE A VERY BITCHY REPLY. I AM NOT WISHING TO EMAIL, CHAT OR MEET ANYONE I COULD HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO!!!!!!! Looking for a guy for NSA fun. Ideally I am looking for someone I can meet regularly for NSA fun, but you have to start with that first meeting. Someone who is easy going, with a sense of humour, and a brain, as I find intelligent conversation a turn on. I also value honesty. I can be a little shy/self concious until I get to know the guy, so he has to help me relax. I am looking for a guy 38 - 52 years. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN A TOYBOY, SO DON'T BOTHER ASKING. I am a large woman, size like Dawn French, If you are not interested in BBW'S then goodbye. . I can meet in a bar close to Attleboro,MA,02703.
Englishman seeking the three F's- friendly,fun and frolics! (what were you thinking!!!!)
My Ideal Person:someone who is not flakey,has no diseases,and can hold a conversation and laugh.all while having sex oh and cure the problem in iraq and middle east!!!
Looking for fun without any drama!
My Ideal Person:COUPLES: I very much enjoy 3somes where ALL are involved. You don't have to be bi tho I do think it's more fun if you are. I love sharing your man with you without any jealousy or drama (he's YOUR man, I just want to help you use and abuse him for a few hours). I'd love to join you for a drink or dinner and possibly more. I expect that we will exchange phone #'s so the ladies can chat before meeting.If you are the elusive bi female looking for a couple, I can arrange that too.ok here goes....SINGLE GUYS, here are the do's and dont'sDO:1. BE SINGLE - I won't help you cheat on your wife2. Send a pic with your first email if there isn't one on your profile...physical attraction is part of it, sorry. 3. Expect me to verify your status...ie, I will call your HOME at MY convenience, probably late at night during family time so if you have family (aka....WIFE) you might want to leave me alone. If all you have is a cell # then don't contact me until you have a home #! (ok, I've caught a little grief over this one so I MIGHT give you a pass on it)4. Be over 40 (and I don't mind if you look it). I'm not into young guys that have an older woman fantasy.5. Be reasonably fit. I don't expect perfection cause I'm certainly not but I do have a certain type I'm attracted to.6. Be a few inches taller than I am. I love wearing sexy clothes and heels DON'T:1. Send me a crude email or I'll block you in a heartbeat...I have plenty of options as all women playing alone do so please show some personality. Great tits shows NO personality guys!2. Say the word f*ck in your email or describe what you are going to do to me and you were soooo blocked yesterday. If you'd like to whisper it in my ear while we're rolling in the sheets I'm good with that ADDED NOTE: once I know you feel free to email me those dirty little notes or text messages cause I really love em once I know the man behind them.3. Be a smoker. Sorry I'm not interested in kissing an ashtray...and I LOVE to kiss. Drugs...never have, never will and if you do LEAVE ME ALONE.I DO NOT cam...for anyone...ok, well maybe for some but I'll let you know if it's you. There are pics on my profile and they ARE me. Please don't ask me to turn on my cam to verify then ask me to take my shirt off...can you say BLOCK????ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH ME AND I WILL WITH YOU!This is a chosen lifestyle...liars be gone! If you can't be seen with me in public you'll never see me in the bedroom. I have alot of fantasies and many of them require spending time outside the bedroom...after all, the brain IS the biggest sex organ (even tho you might think it's in your pants). If you can't stimulate my mind you won't even get the opportunity to stimulate anything else. I'm not at all interested in one night stands, sex is better the second time. If you are visiting from out of town and just want a quickie then keep looking, I'm not for you.I've caught alot of grief over my previous profile so I tried to pare it down. If it's still too long, soooo sorry (NOT) If you can't read (and understand) a few simple paragraphs then we won't have much in common and you should probably go to the next profile. I'm here to have some fun, not be judged or ridiculed by anyone. If I'm not your cup-o-tea, thats cool...move on. If you think you can handle me...game on baby!I DO NOT ACCEPT NETWORK INVITES UNLESS WE HAVE MET!
Wanted: Mental, Physical, and Intellectual Connection
My Ideal Person:I am looking for a person who has led an interesting life and can stimulate me intellectually. The physical aspect gets boring for me if my mind is not stimulated by intellect, good conversation, and laughter. Someone I am with needs to be an open-minded individual who has diverse interests and thrives on learning more about the world. Liberal to moderate social views a definite plus. Am looking for a friend and partner, with the potential of leading to a relationship. Though I'm not quite ready to settle down permanently, I am looking for more than just sex.Would prefer someone within an hour of Waterloo and in their 30s. Exceptions can be made if we seem particularly well-suited for each other.Here's the No-No disclaimer -- NO MARRIED/ATTACHED MEN, NO COUPLES, NO ONE-NIGHTERS, NO DISCREET ENCOUNTERS, and NO PURELY PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIPS. If our friendship needs to be discreet or a secret, I'm not interested. Privacy is assumed.I only respond to respectful e-mails that convey your personality. I rarely look at winks or hotlists and decline all friend invites, so please don't be upset if you do not receive a response from these.. Are you ready to meet in Attleboro,MA,02703 right now?
I like GIRLS! I'm horny - and I need sex - a lot!
I am a 41year old biracial female with a 41 year old black boyfriend we no longer play as a couple. I am interested in men, women and possibly couples who I am compatible with. Married men who are cheating can look elsewhere.
im just a crossdresser
My Ideal Person:looking for anyguys......18-30 years old....
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that dangerous unpredictable creature, highly volatile, prone to violent outburst, jeolousy, insult, insecurity, and finally vindictive psychotic revenge is often high on the lists of favourite activities (boy's that's not the list they share with you which contains their usual sugary wants and desires), you see I am a woman, I know what they are like, and I try so hard not to be one of those bitches, but some times you just got to let hell fly huh!
Anyway, your all going to be curious as to why I don't actively pursue women like all you blokes out there, well that's because I don't have to, no not because I already have one, truth is I don't at the moment, but believe it or not I do not consider that a great loss, remember I am married, I am bi I enjoy both, that doesn't mean I am stupid enough to go sticking my boof head into a Lions Den, roflmao I leave that to Hubby, I don't date women, like I said I am not stupid, nor am I suicidal! I have in the past had female friends, and it aint all pretty, I have learnt the hard way after a couple of brazen young gals decided to set their sights on my marriage, boney put the end to any play with them, and so they decided to tell the wives/GF's of half the guys who looked for play online that they knew, that I was screwing their other halves behind their back which couldn't have been further from the truth, particularly since the guys who she were referring too were all on my block list. I then decided that the smooth sweet skin of a lady, the rich heady scent, the oh so moist soft pink bits, are not a must have but a great treat should it come along, and like chocolate it is something to be enjoyed in moderation.
so I leave the den to hubby, and occasionally join him and his playmates, or even borrow one on occasion
Married but looking for affairs with married men
Girls just wanna have fun....
My Ideal Person:I like varity any where from a bad boy biker to a man in uniform, someone who is fun and can keep up with me, not looking to fall in love just maybe lust,so if you think you can hang and don't mind a woman who is by no means barbi or wouldn't mind taking a road trip to meet me then give me a shout out..the worse that could happen is we have a good laugh over it.